Quizmaster: Ha ha ha ... ha ha ha. Good evening, Madam! And your name is?
Mrs. Scum: Yes, yes.
Quizmaster: Ha ha ha! And what's your name?
Mrs. Scum: I go to church regularly.
Quizmaster: Jolly good, I see. And which prize do you have particular eyes on this evening?
Mrs. Scum: Oh, I'd like the blow on the head.Quizmaster: The blow – on the head!Mrs. Scum: Yes, just there.
Quizmaster: Jolly good! Well, your first question for the blow the head this evening is: What great opponent of cartesian dualism resists the reduction of psychological phenomena to physical states?
Mrs. Scum: I don't know that!
Quizmaster: Well have a guess.
Mrs. Scum: Oh... er... Henri Bergson?
Quizmaster: ...is the correct answer!
Mrs. Scum: Oh, lucky, I never even heard of him.
